Dear Dentist, we are never ever getting back together

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Dear Dentist,

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that even after all these years you can still hurt me. I thought it would be different this time, but every time I see you, you drill me and fill me with pain. I can’t keep going on like this. I can’t eat; I’m popping pills to numb the pain. Every time I say I never want to see you again, you ask me to come back and all you want to do is hurt me. You try to tell me that it’s my fault, that I don’t brush long enough or I need to floss more often, but I was fine before I saw you. Now I’m $2000 in the hole and I’m in agony and you just keep me coming back for more. Well, I finally have nothing left to give. I don’t think you even love me as much as you love torturing me. I’ll come back next week because I still owe you, though I am still not sure how that happened, but then that’s it.

I am totally serious when I say I don’t ever want to see you again.



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