songs for driving in taiwan

Thank you for not killing me
You could have killed me so easily!
Your heart is true
You’re a good driver in Taiwan!

  • to the tune of auld lang syne

i almost died
i almost died
i almost died just now
just now i almost died just now
just now i almost died

  • to the tune of for he’s a jolly good fellow

you’re a terrible driver
you’re a terrible driver
you’re a terrible driver
which nobody can deny!

turn signals are fun
i know that you have them
so why don’t you use them
yeah turn signals

effin’ son of a gun
you’re going to kill me
why do you hate me
use turn signals

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